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Monday, August 9, 2010

This Time THINK-TWICE






Insanity by Mag[m]:-



Me: Hello
He: What the fuck do u think of urself ??
Me: (what a starting ) Mag *innocent*
He: Don’t b over smart,u ass hole.
Me: mind ur damn tounge (yaa damn…but still far from the category of f-word)
He: Y the hell u call her ?
Me: her..??? *confused*   who ??
He: hey u fucker dont play pranks with me. What do u want from her??
Me: same as that every fucker wants from a girl …!!!  *grinned*
He: don’t call her again, m warning u.
Me: r u kind of alien...!!  or u born without any human sperms, don’t u understand that m asking for something….. which girl r u talking about ?
He: whom u talked last night .
Me: does she grown up without any name ?? I called to customer care last night also, r u talking about her than told her to leave her job and b a parasite on u.
He: m talking about shruti. Y u called her ??
Me: I never called her ( just only once…naahh by twice….ohhh crap I did it so many times but who the fuck he is to instruct me) BTW who r u ??
He: m UMANG and m her x-boy-friend.
Me: u r her X and  m her P.
He: what the crap do u mean.
Me: I know this will go above ur head. A boy born without sperms is mentally challenged too. P means present boy friend.
He: we had enjoyed 5 year this relationship.
Me: ( y he stressed so much on word “ enjoyed” , this man really makes me jealous I just really wanna kick his ass from deepest of ma heart) Even Indian government never last longer than 5 years. Ur time is over.
He: u mis guided her.
Me: m I look like politician or bollywood’s vilan, who will misguide her.
He: u will have to face a trouble for it.
Me: just FUCK-OFF. *disconnected*

Lots of question in mind…. What the hell happened in last 2 min , did I win the verbal fight, did I pissed-off on him, do I became a real stud or dude *feeling of proud* errr…….what I m thinking man… I should think about ma girlfriend and m busy in screwing ma head about the result of abusive conversation competition between me and him…. So is she having any passing affair, m I her first choice , what if umang was right,What if she still having multiple affairs…. What should I do , now what can I do (only state in life where a man interviewed by himself… ok ok wrong example, I know that )
But only she can answer all this, I should call her….

Me: hello
She: hey hiii sexy
Me: (last word should b said by me…. What a real morom I m) who is this umang ??
She: ahh m school friend, but y r asking ?? and how do u know him.
Me: he called me , begging for his X-Girl-friend.
She: and who is his girl-friend?
Me: (what the hell is going on, now she is hiding something from me) its u *dumbo*
She: what the hell….!!! He is not ma boyfriend, ahhh actually he is the boy-friend of shalini.
Me: whatever *least interested in shalini..actually focusing on her right now*
She: but y he called u .?? must b abhishek told him to do so.
Me: now who is this abhishek in the story.
She: Ma Boy-friend…. Actually ma best friend.
Me: decide first Boy-friend or Best-friend *angry*
She: Best-friend
Me: and who I m ??
She: ma boy-friend , ma loved one, but what did u said him *thank god*.
Me: I think I just pissed-off on him… ya definitely *confused*.... I tought him a lesson .
She: I know … u have real balls and guts, that’s what I like in u , I m proud of u, I love u.
Me: but r u sure na… that u don’t have any affair other than me *still confused*
She: no ma baby… lets go to watch any movie , lets change ur mind.
Me: na sexy not yet (at last I used that word… what a good learner I m ), I will definitely portrayed this incident over ma blog and will participate in “soch lo” contest. And after I win we will go for movie and will have a great time together.
She: ohhhh ur fucking blog...it looks like ur second girl-friend, just go to hell with ur blog, m going.
Me: I love u sexy...but I will not hear anything about ma blog specially that f-word, if u cant understand it, its ur fault, infact I think u too born without human SPERMS .




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26 comments:

Stranger said...

superb Mag...
think-tanker... han
u will definietly dude..

CraZyFUNDU said...

hey..its fun to read ur blogs man..u have got ur own style of expressing things..superbb..!!!

Mag[m] said...

@stranger and avneesh..... thnxs bro

THE REALIST said...

lol.... crazy convo, P and EX :)

men are like putty in womens hands...

cheers and all te best wit ur present :)

nikita said...

lols...

had totally swept me away laughing it out...

Mayank said...

haha... always enjoy ur confused, insane conversations dude :)

well written again....

Mag[m] said...

A mayank , nikita, the realist.... thnxs to u all that u like it...

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Afshan said...

hmmm
grt ur gf helped u write such a realistic post :):P

Shas said...

lolzz....I like your devotion and love for your blog =)

Mag[m] said...

afshan @ shas..... thnxs that u appreciated it

aji said...

Different but interesting

A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart! said...

Mag, u r really insane!! i had some doubts though!

RESTLESS

Whisky said...

One of its kind.. Quite different flow of ideas.

Regards,
Sandeep B Hanchanale
http://www.mysticserene.blogspot.com/
Bquizzed@sibm- http://ow.ly/2qz63

Mag[m] said...

@ aji thnxs for everything
@whisky... thnxs bro but nice name dood...

@restless... ya i m ... so clear all doubts

navsingh said...

This is the first time i saw a conversation blog and really makes me to speak like that...

Unknown!!! said...

read couple of posts.. like your chat conversations posts :)) funny...and u r definitely dedicated to ur blog..good..

Bhaskar Tripathi (hellBoy) said...

utter bullshit !

Mag[m] said...

@ nav singh.... everytime u find it like that...
@unknown... ya that would b an idea...

@ baskar... hellboy... poor guy... but its a bullshit for me or for girls...

Aashish Sood said...

good ones.... liked reading the post a lot! will soon be back for more!

avinash dubey said...

brilliant ......superb..mind blowin ...sometym i feel to follo u d same way bt then ......

oooops i can't ......can't be that good ....

enjoy dude ....

Deepika Vasudeva said...

hehehe.. tell me this ain't the real incident.
this was so hilarious and that umang guy actually had the guts to call up someone 'begging' 4 his so called 'x' girlfrnd!!

god!
superbly written.

Mag[m] said...

@deepika....unfortunately its true in half sense

Deepika Vasudeva said...

half sense??... still u had to bear this!.. hail u

Mag[m] said...

half sense means he called me and saving his own girlfriend fron me..... m just a dangerous new comer for him....

Rajendra Raikwar said...

i will surely visit again

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