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Friday, June 4, 2010

5 RUles for GIRL FRIEND

All the given material is fictitious and have no resemblance with any dead or alive person and to follow this involve the serious risk.....so b aware before reading!!!

Having a GIRL FRIEND is a hidden desire of all , some make efforts to make this dream true and some just hide this in their ass .Off course Neither m a love guru nor i giving u a surety that following rules can make ur life out of trouble. This is just an effort to hand over ma experience to u all....

RULE 1 :- Never focus on hottest chick of ur community always try for the third or fourth no girls in boyz so called girls rating list. this involves less competition , less efforts , less planning and more specifically success rate is very high. Selection is a factor that defines ur success. Like AJAY DEVGAN is successful for KAJOL but might b failed in case of AISHWARYA RAI.

RULE 2 :- Propose the girl in ur second meeting bcoz a girl saw hundreds of boyz in a day with the same eye but if u propose her than she will saw u with different angle. That creates the difference between u and all. Just like IMRAN HASMI done in movie TUMSA NHI DEKHA to DIYA MIRZA.

RULE 3 :- Always pray for the rejection of your first proposal to the girl because only a whore can accept your proposal in very first time, so b ready for ur next proposal and next attempt should b made very soon and make a loop of proposal till she said yes.

RULE 4:- If u r Alcoholic than this quality goes into ur favour. Just call her when u r drunken or just pretend that u r drunken and throw some emotional talks that defines her innocence her character and her beauty. Because it’s a girls tendency that a person who can praise her or love her in the position when he even didn’t stand straight than how much he praise her in normal conditions.

RULE 5 :- Never go for the bullshits like “sacrifice “ for sake of anyone specially frnds bcoz everything can be recovered except girl and if u have a girl it will open ur way to enter in the girls world where others girls wanna talk to u , they admire u , and consider u as a safe guy, and this safe guy proverb helps u most.

DEFAULT :- If still u r alone than dear u r not made for girls , u should accept that u r just an asshole , a good for nothing and no one can do for u anything , so it’s a advise to u to concentrate on your studies or ur job and rest left on your parents they will definitely provide u one.

BEST OF LUCK.....

VIRginiTY vs FLIRting

3 comments:

प्रियदर्शी said...

sahi hai manish ...4 saal pehle agar itna seekh liy ahota to tum bhi aaj LM nhi CHANDOSI se travel kar rahe hote

Mukkii said...

Most effective is 4th one....

nikita said...

it was fun reading...

drunken thing is actually true...

lolz.

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