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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

tech-NO-logy ..... SUCKS or ROCKS

INsanity by Mag[m]-







Technology is what that makes a human lazy , It is jamming humans nerves day by day. Don’t u believe me than y the hell invention of finger bowl after meal takes place, what toilet paper is doing in this world , y deodorants exists when u can bath, y we use supplements to have 8-packs like AAMIR KHAN , y we have remote controls for most of our electronic gadgets, whats a need of Locks when it cant stop a thief  from stealing and a honest man will never do anything like to steal, y the market for automatic goods making a boom in stock exchange.

I never understand what the meaning of technology, if it is meant for better performance than y we made BEERS to make us a non performer ,if it is for time saving than y we blog just to  killing time of our and others, if it is for advancement than y we still using a red rose to propose a girl. Some things are in this world that cant be explained in words. If we take in other way sometimes it hides our prime motive like some one who ever discovered cow's milk , do u know what he exactly want to do with cow.

Well this post is not all what technology meant for , it is just to suggest some more advancement in it that is badly required by youth ( ya this time I can lead youth becoz whatever m going to suggest will definitely attract them), when I heard about this competition I simply forwarded a msg to all ma engineering mates that “ if they have some technology that can perform his/her one work than what work they avoid most” And I got worst replies than expected. Lets see what engineers (that themselves taken as Technology Maker) want  from technology….

  1. Yaa a machine that can pause timings when u r getting late for office in the morning and ur eyes still wants a 10 min more sleep. It has a feature to forward ur time when u r attending a lecture or office meeting and also has a feature to reduce call duration for out going call.

  1. Many of them takes bathing as one of the most boring work to do. Deodorants can be a alternate option for this but kabhi kabhi khud ki atma bhi dhikkarne lagti hai ki ab to naha lo yaar , so that we need something that can provide us a feeling of wetness ,freshness and off course cleanliness too.

  1. Craziest demand is of a reading chip that will store all ur reading material and u can easily connect it with ur mind. The Biggest dream of today’s youth is “ no more funny elements like studies” . so they want something that have at least 5 lakh GB storage capacity with wikipedia stored in its internal memory  and  most most most importantly that should not be detected by any living or dead man, machine, process.

  1. Even voice command needs from a human to open his mouth and use its 398 cells to speaks, so the demand is for some thing that can sense human expression and can perform the task according to that.

  1. Need something that can provide muscles like Sylvester Stallone and skin like Robert Pattinson for men and for girls we need…. Ahhh any pimple cream and a little common sense just in a week

  1. This one is a blunder of all. As the bomb was invented to destroy all the invention. I  (yes this time I want it) want something that will destroy everything . What all I have to do in life just to eat sleep and blog   ( yaa can never miss to blog). No tension for money , work , studies, responsibilities, rights and for anything.

List will go long but blogspot and HP doesn’t allow me too much space for all this crap ,  so m winding up ma not-so-happening list of upcoming technologies and hope HP will definitely consider ma list as an urgent requirement and will never ask to a blogger about technology requirement. Its already a midnight and I really need a tea break…. Ahhh crap can anybody offer me a tea I don’t want to move from here J

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11 comments:

Stranger said...

ohhh... very impressive dude!!!!
mast hai be...

CraZyFUNDU said...

hey m with u..really we urgeently need all these and some more..
innovative and humorous post..
wishes..

Mohan said...

thats all? I thought you would come up with more crazy crap... i know you can ;) give one more try!

A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart! said...

i think this was nice and crazy things, hmm, i liked the first part more, why were these things invented?. surely u can add some more really wierd things in it Mag. But, all the best!

Mag[m] said...

@stranger... thnxs dood

@crazy fundu... hope so it will be fulfilled soon

@Mohan... if i will everything in a single post than what will i do in the next post :)

@restless...thnxs dear and will try to expand it

Mayank said...

haha .. nice 'engineering' wishlist dude :) ..hope sm of them come true in my lifetime!

nice post......... Cheers

nikita said...

hehe...

nice list of things...specially deodrant,I know enginneering guys don't like to bath much...lols..

putting a stop for time is something i badly need !!!

Hitesh said...

if they create one of these things....there would be another world war to get it...... :)

what that bomb thing....??? i know ppl used to live without it....but can't imagine me doing it.....

Sh@s said...

Hey get a tea vending machine that would pour tea straight into your mouth rather than ask somebody to get tea for you. :D

Anonymous said...

you think toilet paper is technology? ROFL, moron.

Rajendra Raikwar said...

Very nice post....

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