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Friday, July 30, 2010

HOT-GIRLS vs COOL-BOYZ

Insanity of mag[m]


Me : What-the-Fuck , u r still sleeping , how can u do this to me.
Saurabh : *yawn* bro just give me 15 min, I will be there.
Me: m already waiting for u from past half ’n’ hour.
Saurabh : cool bro cool , lit some cigarette and take some Eye-Tonic (off couse for hot chicks) and m coming *call disconnected*

Ohhh FUCK U SAURABH….!!!   I never understand his worthless talks like ,y he is in so hurry in disconnecting the incoming calls , which cigarette has a lifetime of 15 min, and what the hell a hot chick will do at bus-stand 7’o’clock in the morning.At  last he came , came 30 min more late and I already know this ( women’s 15 min = 1 hour and saurabh’s 15 min = half hour, …. That’s y I call him a HALF WOMEN)

Me : so where we have to go ??
Saurabh : its a interview in HP.
Me : whats the address ??
Saurabh: how would I know *innocent*, u r here from past 1 hour and don’t know the address , what the fuck r u doing here, u asshole, fucker ….
Me : (only bad thing about engineering guys, they don’t even talk without some exclamatory words) ok ok check ur mail and find the address ( thnxs to mobile )

Somehow we managed to reached at destination and we r attended by the DOBERMANS ( yaa this was the  name of attendants….. actually the security guards from DOBERMANS SECURITY….what  a blender name) well we settled down, submitted our resums, fill the form and than starts waiting for our turn but…

How can a story b completed without girl and this time a group of girls, …HOT GIRLS , they continuously gaze us and laugh, again they saw us and laugh… both of we looked at each other and than we checked our dress , hairstyle , facial expression for any awkwardness but everything is perfect, but still they r looking at us and smiling, we r unable to resolve the mystry, we cant understand that what the fuck is going on.We decided to protect our “IZZAT” and We took our chairs ( yaa limited chairs were their so we have to protect them like anything) and placed just next to them and started our self defence…

Saurabh : yaar wo laal wali meri hai.
Me: sale tum usi k layak ho , but don’t dare to put ur eye on girl in jeans.
Saurabh : kaun jeans wali be * now he saw her* abe ye to bht maal hai, teri bhabhi yahi          banegi.
Me : to lal wali ka kya hoga…??
Saurabh : Lal wali ko plan-B k liye rakh lete hai, jeans wali nhi maani to lal wali pe try karenge lekin aaj khali haath nhi jayenge.
Me : hmm to main bhi 2 select ker leta hoon.

We really don’t know that these HOT-GIRLS cant even understand hindi( all efforts wasted by COOL-BOYZ… *sympathy*) but sometimes “action speaks louder than words” and our focus of eyes on different parts of girls, our way of absurd talking and  hand movement done it for us. HOT-GIRLS just scared of us and gone from there and in the battle between HOT GIRLS vs COOL BOYZ, we won . Some times ur insanity can save u. Thnxs to saurabh.

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15 comments:

Anto said...

ha ha ha cool one bro. Many a times this happens, some girls automatically speak English when they see guys, dont know where is the automatic switch located :) Thanks for sharing :)

hemal said...

Cool boyz always win.. its only hot guys and cool babz loose :P

Mag[m] said...

@anto....even m finding this bro.

@hemal... buyz rocks dude... but we will do without girlz... so they rocks too

saurabh said...

abe saale woh din yaad mt dila....well majaa aaya tha us din..nice post..bas meri maar li h tune...

Mag[m] said...

hey saurabh... u r the inspiration man... still the character of ANJANI left 2 b portrayed

doctoratlarge said...

congratulations on your victory. Have had my share of similar victories in the past (in the last century, come to think of it).

Stranger said...

blunder man.... u didnt get d one
well apart from dat... awesome post

Sakhi said...

I really don't know why but I found this post hilarious.
Keep writing. :)

Mag[m] said...

@ doctoratlarge & deepak.... thnxs dood

@ sakhi.... i know the reason, well thnxs

nikita said...

heehee...

lal wali meri hai...you guys talk like this only na...

good one...love your transparency in posts..

Deepika Vasudeva said...

lol.. god! how do u do it?
and i agree engineering guys can't speak a sentence without some 'heavenly' words!!

so did u got the job or not? (i know itni interesting baatoin mein ye thodi boring hogi :P)

Mag[m] said...

@deepika.... yeah finally got one in TCS

Deepika Vasudeva said...

good! AT LEAST u got the job... ladkiyan to aur bhi milengi :P

... Madhumathi ... said...

LOL, natkat engg. guys :P U neva' change :P

Rajendra Raikwar said...

Good one

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