HOT-GIRLS vs COOL-BOYZ

Insanity of mag[m]

Me : What-the-Fuck , u r still sleeping , how can u do this to me.

Saurabh : *yawn* bro just give me 15 min, I will be there.

Me: m already waiting for u from past half ’n’ hour.

Saurabh : cool bro cool , lit some cigarette and take some Eye-Tonic (off couse for hot chicks) and m coming *call disconnected*

Ohhh FUCK U SAURABH….!!!   I never understand his worthless talks like ,y he is in so hurry in disconnecting the incoming calls , which cigarette has a lifetime of 15 min, and what the hell a hot chick will do at bus-stand 7’o’clock in the morning.At  last he came , came 30 min more late and I already know this ( women’s 15 min = 1 hour and saurabh’s 15 min = half hour, …. That’s y I call him a HALF WOMEN)

Me : so where we have to go ??

Saurabh : its a interview in HP.

Me : whats the address ??

Saurabh: how would I know *innocent*, u r here from past 1 hour and don’t know the address , what the fuck r u doing here, u asshole, fucker ….

Me : (only bad thing about engineering guys, they don’t even talk without some exclamatory words) ok ok check ur mail and find the address ( thnxs to mobile )

Somehow we managed to reached at destination and we r attended by the DOBERMANS ( yaa this was the  name of attendants….. actually the security guards from DOBERMANS SECURITY….what  a blender name) well we settled down, submitted our resums, fill the form and than starts waiting for our turn but…

How can a story b completed without girl and this time a group of girls, …HOT GIRLS , they continuously gaze us and laugh, again they saw us and laugh… both of we looked at each other and than we checked our dress , hairstyle , facial expression for any awkwardness but everything is perfect, but still they r looking at us and smiling, we r unable to resolve the mystry, we cant understand that what the fuck is going on.We decided to protect our “IZZAT” and We took our chairs ( yaa limited chairs were their so we have to protect them like anything) and placed just next to them and started our self defence…

Saurabh : yaar wo laal wali meri hai.

Me: sale tum usi k layak ho , but don’t dare to put ur eye on girl in jeans.

Saurabh : kaun jeans wali be * now he saw her* abe ye to bht maal hai, teri bhabhi yahi          banegi.

Me : to lal wali ka kya hoga…??

Saurabh : Lal wali ko plan-B k liye rakh lete hai, jeans wali nhi maani to lal wali pe try karenge lekin aaj khali haath nhi jayenge.

Me : hmm to main bhi 2 select ker leta hoon.

We really don’t know that these HOT-GIRLS cant even understand hindi( all efforts wasted by COOL-BOYZ… *sympathy*) but sometimes “action speaks louder than words” and our focus of eyes on different parts of girls, our way of absurd talking and  hand movement done it for us. HOT-GIRLS just scared of us and gone from there and in the battle between HOT GIRLS vs COOL BOYZ, we won . Some times ur insanity can save u. Thnxs to saurabh.

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