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Monday, June 14, 2010

"BEER" with me.....

After the long involvement of Engg studies i was mentally exhausted and need some immediate medical attention for survival ,although i havent set any milestone but to run in MARATHON and to complete is also a big deal, and luckily i got a chance to attend one of ma frnds sis marriage just after the completion of B.tech.Now m  going to ALLAHABAD, Time is there when the city was known for CHANDRA SHEKHAR "AZAD", KHUSRAU BAGH , MUSEUM , FORTS but now a days only known for BOL-BACHAN and AMITABH BACHHAN.

6 close frnds frm 6 different cities are coming to attend ANNA's sister marriage, all r depressed , frustrated , humiliated , sucked ( y m using so many words when only one word can express the condition......simply FUCKED)  by paternal / maternal torture, Because difference in hostel and home life was just like difference in NOKIA N-73 with NOKIA 1200 (....connecting people)....At 12'o' clock the Tornado was generated ,hotel room was over flowed with laughter , bed was unable to bear the weight of six monsters fighting to hug each other , We all duffers were together and the round of endless autobiographies started.

An engineering student has one common thing in their packet of joy and sorrow........BEER (hmmm....HAYWORD 5000) order of 8 beer was already placed along with Egg cutlet , cheese pakora , peenut masala and.......so on (one thing we like in marriage was that u just focus on variety of dishes not on their prices) Round 1 started , as much the liquid go inside double of quantity of talks comes outside , n the room was overloaded with beer bottles, cigratte butts , matchsticks and the grayish smoke, Storm was not stopped here , 2nd Round than 3rd round and the final 4th round....no of bottles degrades every time but still a total count of .......OMG !!!  22 bottles was there, and after the alcohol everyone consider himself more accurate and responsible ( what a bullshit...) so we decided to wake up at 5 'o' clock and went to sleep.

Fuck   Fuck   Fuck....it was 8:20 pm , i jumped from the bed and woke the others but still one of then said...
MM:- kya natak hai abhi to 4 baje hai , teri utri nhi hai kya...???
ME:- 4 !! (puzzled and check the time again...) abe gadhe minute ki nhi ghante ki sui dekh.....ghante sale
MM:- OMG !! y didnt u do this before, u took the task to woke us all...
ME:-pathetic smile.....(saale jaga diya kya kam hai... body me alarm clock fit hai kya jo sahi time per jagata )
All r suffering from HANG OVER but any how we manage to collect the belongings and converted us from daily ware to party ware. At 9:45 ANKIT shouted " saalo gift to liya hi nahi" and beleive me sometimes a hanged over mind runs faster than speed of sound, immediately thousands of option were produced in a sec from FLOWER BOO-KEY to KITCHEN SET , from VISHAL MEGA MART to BIG BAZAAR and CASH GIFT to NO GIFT....and every one was fixed with his own choice and least interested in each others choice....so it was decided to headed towards destination and whatever came first and whichever things was available , we will buy.it.

Finally we reach VISHAL MEGA MART which was just abt to close ,we bought a DESSERT SET and OH SHIT !!...its a 10:50.....now we started the search for RICKSHAWALA , in life first time i made so many attempts for doing the same thing and all the time rejected, time was so bad for us that now even RICKSHAWALEY were not interested in us may b because of our weird look or may b smell of BEER frm mouth....but this unknown quality had made us to walk 2 km far on a dusty road.

Finally we reached at destination at 11:35 pm with struggling breathe , fully bathed in sweat , hairs were automatically spiked, and whatever we weared is no more than useless,we searched for our frnd ANNA and asked him
ME:- Koi kaam ho to batana, we r here so dont worry yaar .
ANNA:-Badi jaldi aa gaye saalo , Barat ko aaye hue aadha ghanta ho chuka hai.....ghante saale


we just handed over the gift to him and made an attack on food , Starving stomack and blasting mind forced us for ignore all and just focus on food, we eat than drink ...than eat than drink than again eat....after half an hour we sat on couch at waiting for "JAIMAAL" but unfortunately we didnt control the shutters of our eyes and started napping, So we decided to skip the JAIMAAL and returned back to hotel.

The day was so hectic and full of tragedies  that we cant sleep without sleeping pills and what can act as sleeping pills better than BEER so we bought another bottle of ALCOHOL.....but this time it was not 8 % this time it was 42.8%......A BLENDER'S PRIDE.

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9 comments:

Injection Mold Troubleshooting said...

""The day was so hectic and full of tragedies that we cant sleep without sleeping pills and what can act as sleeping pills better than BEER""
Agree with you more than 100% on that.

DX said...

phad hai dude..........
blind khel rahe ho

प्रियदर्शी said...

khoob masti ki saalo...i missed dat yaar :( ...ye job searching ne maiya kar di hai meri...

Mag[m] said...

Koi nhi yaar pd...make a milestone than we repeat this one more time....zahreela parivaar to expertise hai isme...

Mag[m] said...

@injection mold troubleshooting....Thnxs dude.....i too agree 100 %

DX said...

read again n again.....
this must be the Best Gang of frnd...
All Lost in Beer.... (dats Life)

Mukkii said...

Gr8 dude...its remind me abt ma college days and fun with 6 closet frnds...wt we are msng in this bsy industry which cld software industry

@l\lk!t l\/l!$l-lr@ said...

achaa likh leta hai be ....roompartner ne sikha diya gud....aur ankit vaibhav likh ankit ambigous lagta hai

Mag[m] said...

hey ankit.... gud to see u here... well its all about ankit mishra ( off course u ) ... and room partner se sikha hota to apna sexual orientation change kara chuka hota..

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