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Friday, August 6, 2010

INsane "Emotional Atyachaar"

Insanity by mag[m]

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR is a thing that can  b done in any form sometimes it was done by mom , girl friend , news channel , by tushaar kapoor’s movie , by some deadly pj and off course by Ram Gopal Verma.But I have a different experience about it, experience that shows ma reality ma absurdness, ma insanity and a real mag.

It was a ma frnd birthday party, and u know what…only the boys hostel is the only place in the world where people r really feared of it…. Why , u really want to know y…. just b there once and than ur ass will answer u ( minimum 6-7 round and each include belts frm buckle side, pipes, boot kicks, slaps, sleepers and many more made it for u ) but it was the awesome part that we missed a lot after hostel becoz of such a blast, passion, love, party….. ohhh m talking about party*grin*  ( every time I lost , when it was a talk about ma hostel life) .

As much I know about ma engineering life and ma mates , we engineers r passioate about only three things girlfriend, whisky , and a job in MNC( rest things lies only in sub-line) and this passion changes into the obsession when u got two of them.  

Party was at its peak and ma peg too, everything was going blunder , we enjoying at our best and at 11 we went back to our hostel and than a round of dance party started and we emjoyed a lot. Than after ma frnd dropped me to ma room and as he went off to ma room, I turned towards ma PC and checked ma gtalk( another things about engineers they hardly shut down their PC and always show online status) it shows is online… and suddenly ma third passion provoked me, I controlled ma nerves and hold the keyboard and said….

Me: hiiiii
        How r u ???
She: hiii
        M f9 u tell ??
Me:- m too
         Whats ur name..??
She:  what….!!  U really don’t know..??
          I m Shruti…. Shruti kapoor
Me: and m manish
She: I know
Me: ( must b she saw ma id that started with ma name )hmm…. So what do u do ?
She: Have u drunked.??
Me: ( I checked for any spy cam in ma room ) y so..?? , I don’t like to drink… infact I hate those who drink.
She: ohhh really * unbelievable *
Me: actually m pursuing engineering..
She: I know…
Me: Again u know *puzzeled*, but I must say u have very sweet talking style.
She: *blank*…. Thnxs.
Me: do u have a boy friend ???
She: hmmm naaahhh
Me: even I too don’t have any girl friend.
She: What….!!! What  do u mean ??
         Uumm but as I know…… swati is ur GF na.??
Me : (what…!! Even she know about swati)  na na she is just ma frnd , actually it is not official she didnt accepted ma praposal yet, but *interrupted*
She: but ur orkut acc shows that u r commited.
Me: Aree it is for fun only but  ( whoopppp …forgotten what m saying…whisky mania)
She: so which is ur fav brand Signature or Blender’s Pride ??
Me: *confused* how wud I know…. I never drink
        What do u do ???
She: engineering.
Me: what a coincidence, m too doing ma
        Which branch ?
She : Electronics & Communication
Me: wow…!! Again same , m too from EC.
        Don’t tell me that u r in 3rd year.
She: ya exactly
Me: OMG…. So many coincidences in a single day. We should meet before, a lot can                       happen* fishy mind*.
She: ( what is it really mean…” a lot can happen”) *blank*
Me: m doing ma GLA mathura and u ??
She: me too
Me: what….!! What r u saying but ….wait wait… if u r from GLA and from EC, than u should b ma class mate.
She : wow… what a sharp mind u have *commented*
Me: but I don’t know u…. hey r u shruti kapoor ??
She: already told u that m shruti kapoor.
Me: but u didn’t tell me kit um wo wali shruti kapoor ho
She: what is this “wo wali shruti kapoor” , m swati’s room mate…. Ur girlfriend’s ohh sorry just-a- frnd’s room mate , I must tell this to swati .
Me: hey plz yaar,  m just joking, plz don’t tell this to swati else wiase  I again become single
She : ohhh really * pathetic ohh*
Me: ok ok I feel sleepy  m going.
She: I know…. It is better for u
Me: bye , take care ( sign out immediately before its reply came)

Still I don’t know whether I was suffered by EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR or she., but who cares about that. But i must say that “ liquor drinking is enjourious to health and after that to talk with any girl can b even more dangerous”.so always b aware of that.

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Stranger said...

u got to be like Manish Verma if u want to live a life like u... amazing story... past experiences or shud i say past mistakes gives u lot of stories man...

"Chak de Mag"

namit said...

nice post..very expresive style of writing..pleasure to read and kinda caution not to do so...its not safe fr evry1.. :D

do visit my post and do promote it if you like it.. :)

pramod said...

great thinking.

Mag[m] said...

@ stranger.... thnxs bro..nd yaa u should b like mag to face it

@namit... ya prevention is better than cure...thnxs bro

@ pramod... its not thinking bro... its real

avinash dubey said...

hiiii ,

dude i generally don't read blogs ...but its ur blogs which i can't resist to read ...u r really goin superb ...i'll say y don't u go for the longer version ..a novel !...

by the way i'll love to read more from my gr8 frnd mag ....

Mag[m] said...

Hey dubey, how r u ??... thnxs dude... well this u guys who gave me lots of happenings to b portrayed...

pramod said...

well , if this is real and not a cooked up atyachaar,I 'll be damned.
It's a great, real encounter then.
The lady really took u.,off handed.

nikita said...

simply awsm....

i love the show " Emotional Atyachar".

Mag[m] said...

@ nikita... thnxs for ur worthful comments... ya we guys always talk like that...but hardly meant for that... and thnxs that u like ma blog

Anonymous said...


Chitz said...

nice one hear my gadget speak

Rajendra Raikwar said...

great efforts


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