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Friday, August 6, 2010

INsane "Emotional Atyachaar"

Insanity by mag[m]




EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR is a thing that can  b done in any form sometimes it was done by mom , girl friend , news channel , by tushaar kapoor’s movie , by some deadly pj and off course by Ram Gopal Verma.But I have a different experience about it, experience that shows ma reality ma absurdness, ma insanity and a real mag.

It was a ma frnd birthday party, and u know what…only the boys hostel is the only place in the world where people r really feared of it…. Why , u really want to know y…. just b there once and than ur ass will answer u ( minimum 6-7 round and each include belts frm buckle side, pipes, boot kicks, slaps, sleepers and many more made it for u ) but it was the awesome part that we missed a lot after hostel becoz of such a blast, passion, love, party….. ohhh m talking about party*grin*  ( every time I lost , when it was a talk about ma hostel life) .

As much I know about ma engineering life and ma mates , we engineers r passioate about only three things girlfriend, whisky , and a job in MNC( rest things lies only in sub-line) and this passion changes into the obsession when u got two of them.  

Party was at its peak and ma peg too, everything was going blunder , we enjoying at our best and at 11 we went back to our hostel and than a round of dance party started and we emjoyed a lot. Than after ma frnd dropped me to ma room and as he went off to ma room, I turned towards ma PC and checked ma gtalk( another things about engineers they hardly shut down their PC and always show online status) it shows sun.sign.verma@gmail.com is online… and suddenly ma third passion provoked me, I controlled ma nerves and hold the keyboard and said….

Me: hiiiii
        How r u ???
She: hiii
        M f9 u tell ??
Me:- m too
         Whats ur name..??
She:  what….!!  U really don’t know..??
          I m Shruti…. Shruti kapoor
Me: and m manish
She: I know
Me: ( must b she saw ma id that started with ma name )hmm…. So what do u do ?
She: Have u drunked.??
Me: ( I checked for any spy cam in ma room ) y so..?? , I don’t like to drink… infact I hate those who drink.
She: ohhh really * unbelievable *
Me: actually m pursuing engineering..
She: I know…
Me: Again u know *puzzeled*, but I must say u have very sweet talking style.
She: *blank*…. Thnxs.
Me: do u have a boy friend ???
She: hmmm naaahhh
Me: even I too don’t have any girl friend.
She: What….!!! What  do u mean ??
         Uumm but as I know…… swati is ur GF na.??
Me : (what…!! Even she know about swati)  na na she is just ma frnd , actually it is not official she didnt accepted ma praposal yet, but *interrupted*
She: but ur orkut acc shows that u r commited.
Me: Aree it is for fun only but  ( whoopppp …forgotten what m saying…whisky mania)
She: so which is ur fav brand Signature or Blender’s Pride ??
Me: *confused* how wud I know…. I never drink
        What do u do ???
She: engineering.
Me: what a coincidence, m too doing ma B.tech.
        Which branch ?
She : Electronics & Communication
Me: wow…!! Again same , m too from EC.
        Don’t tell me that u r in 3rd year.
She: ya exactly
Me: OMG…. So many coincidences in a single day. We should meet before, a lot can                       happen* fishy mind*.
She: ( what is it really mean…” a lot can happen”) *blank*
Me: m doing ma B.tech GLA mathura and u ??
She: me too
Me: what….!! What r u saying but ….wait wait… if u r from GLA and from EC, than u should b ma class mate.
She : wow… what a sharp mind u have *commented*
Me: but I don’t know u…. hey r u shruti kapoor ??
She: already told u that m shruti kapoor.
Me: but u didn’t tell me kit um wo wali shruti kapoor ho
She: what is this “wo wali shruti kapoor” , m swati’s room mate…. Ur girlfriend’s ohh sorry just-a- frnd’s room mate , I must tell this to swati .
Me: hey plz yaar,  m just joking, plz don’t tell this to swati else wiase  I again become single
She : ohhh really * pathetic ohh*
Me: ok ok I feel sleepy  m going.
She: I know…. It is better for u
Me: bye , take care ( sign out immediately before its reply came)

Still I don’t know whether I was suffered by EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR or she., but who cares about that. But i must say that “ liquor drinking is enjourious to health and after that to talk with any girl can b even more dangerous”.so always b aware of that.

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12 comments:

Stranger said...

hahahaha....
u got to be like Manish Verma if u want to live a life like u... amazing story... past experiences or shud i say past mistakes gives u lot of stories man...

"Chak de Mag"

namit said...

nice post..very expresive style of writing..pleasure to read and kinda caution not to do so...its not safe fr evry1.. :D

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pramod said...

great thinking.

Mag[m] said...

@ stranger.... thnxs bro..nd yaa u should b like mag to face it

@namit... ya prevention is better than cure...thnxs bro

@ pramod... its not thinking bro... its real

avinash dubey said...

hiiii ,

dude i generally don't read blogs ...but its ur blogs which i can't resist to read ...u r really goin superb ...i'll say y don't u go for the longer version ..a novel !...

by the way i'll love to read more from my gr8 frnd mag ....

Mag[m] said...

Hey dubey, how r u ??... thnxs dude... well this u guys who gave me lots of happenings to b portrayed...

pramod said...

well , if this is real and not a cooked up atyachaar,I 'll be damned.
It's a great, real encounter then.
The lady really took u.,off handed.

nikita said...

simply awsm....

i love the show " Emotional Atyachar".

Mag[m] said...

@ nikita... thnxs for ur worthful comments... ya we guys always talk like that...but hardly meant for that... and thnxs that u like ma blog

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