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Monday, July 26, 2010

First Time in "BANG-alore"

Insanity of mag[m]...


Bangalore…. Ya same city that known for “THREE W” ( Whether, wine and off course woman). It is the dream city for all engineers (ya I declare it as engineers city , what u denied with me *angry* just hide ur ass and get lost from here), m here from past 5 days and every day I spend like a tourist not because ma insanity but by its nomenclature( maratalli , banargatti, agrahara * yekk wrong spelling again*…. Ma engineering is even easier than to remember this) m trying to explore it in ma way. so here it comes ma experience…

1. Hot chicks…. *shining in eyes* bullshit yaar, more than 80% girls have darker complexions than me , 10% are suffered from over stomach and moustaches, 8% don’t know English ( dil k armaan dil me hi reh gaye ...) and rest 2% are already  engaged (what !!!  again no chance for me*sad*)

2. Buses… high frequency, low crowd, well maintained but still drivers never used their horns. Its ur duty to  keep urself away from their way even at the turns. So its BETTER TO LATE THAN NEVER…ohhh its not for bus its for u ma dear.

3.If u want to communicate with corporate employees, bus stands are the best place for u. Because 75% of them may belongs to top MNC’s of world ( google, Amcad, sapient intel, oracle ,IBM ,blah blah…)

4.first time here I enjoyed ma smoking puffs with a girl ( she came ,buy, burn it and smoke just next to me hardly 50 cm away). I thought I never forget that day but who knows this scene repeat itself as CID reruns on sony, 5 times in a day and everyday.Here cigrette packets are extra yellow and samosas are preserved like sweets and Sambhar is all time most demanded dish for all and can be use in any form( as Daal , Sabji, Soup , taste maker,drink). First time i saw 18 types of DOSA . 

5.Best part is that when in morning ur illetrate cook asked u " sir what will u prefer in breakfast" ( what...!!!! he know english than how can i say him ILLETRATE....Bade bade shahro me choti choti baate hoti rehti hai simran) In Bangalore first time I understand the feelings of illiterate persons *sympathy*. and the..Address was written just in front of me but still I cant read it (KANNAD  u have done it ...congrats !!!), autos , buses, radio, mobile ringtone , people talking everything is like it is pinching hard in the ear.

6.I cant understand y bangalorians love “aa” word most like larga, wenta, calla and yahan tak to thik hai they even don’t feel awkward to use this saga of “aa” in fuck, suck, lick etc.Here GOLDFLAKE is smoked by extreme lower class and their wordings at shop is One-aa  smallaa goldflake-aa.

But inspite of all factors it’s a city of dreamers who dare to go beyond clouds and believe in expanding the horizons, it’s a city of software explosion  with electronic blast , everything is perfect, I just can say only “M LOVIN IT”.


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15 comments:

avinash dubey said...

superb piece of writin manish .....i loved it nd hope everyone will feel d same .......well done keep it up

Mag[m] said...

Hey dubey.... how r u man...well thnxs bro

Abhishek said...

I have only heard of Bangalore but from you got some taste of it also.
But never heard that girls are cool there !
All in all good writeup again by you.

Addy said...

Dude! You aint seen nothing yet! I spent last 2 months in Bangalore and man was I pissed! You are soon gonna cry and wail about rotis! and if you eat outside, non-veg would be more economical than veg.
I still don't understand what kinda bus did you board? Cause I have never seen a "low crowded" bus in Bangalore.
And wait till you see the local thekas or even "Daru Showrooms" in malls they are heaven. And local thekas are just the kind of place of us!
Yeah the yellow gold flake packs, I thought it was a fake initially!
Enjoy your stay man!

divz said...
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divz said...

i am sorry had to delete the last one coz there were quite a few spelling mistakes and i was nearly dozing off at six in the morning when i wrote them, had i not commented on the forum i wuldnt have come across your blog and found the caricature of the deep humour in those slippery stoopy lines....nice urban choice of words way to go bro....

Mag[m] said...

@addy.... ya buses r over crowded but when i wrote this post i had never travelled so much so i didnt find any crowd and srry bro still i dont tried any of thekas here....hope soonly found them..

@divz.... thnxs man

Bitanshu said...

awesome post dude!!
really entertaining!!
and btw regarding the puff, i saw that first in IITKGP

Mag[m] said...

@bitanshu... thnxs man.... nd m not so much brilliant ever to go any of "IIT"

avneesh sharma said...

hey man..its very first time i have resad ur blog...awesome..!!

Stranger said...

lolzz....
even i saw yellow packets of Goldflake in Hyderabad...
wat to do wid dat man... we want cig weather it is yellow or white..
Fuck man... miss u alot
Fuck u also

nikita said...

hmmm..

i heard its a beautiful place..

and what would you like to have in breakfast...heehee..good one....

wish delhites learn it too.

saurabh shah said...

The humour is fantastikaa!

sanjog said...

good one, i am settled in bangalore however still dint understand the 'aaa'' concept, lol keep blogging

Rajendra Raikwar said...

Very nice

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