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Sunday, May 30, 2010

BRokEn DEsiREs.......

From Amar prem to Rab ne bana di jodi , and DDLG to Mohabbtein and many more which i  missed have a common thing.....LOVE STORY ,deadly and simply mind blowing. Although we knew that these typical love stories are rarely to b possible in practical but the impact was so hard that some of us go crazy abt this phenomenon of love

this post is abt a guy ANKIT VAIBHAV whom i met in ma clg.he has his own love story but in a different way.It is not like CHETAN BHAGAT's two stages of marriage in fact many stages of love ....

7 STANDARD- he fell in live with his class monitor.cute smile, innocent talks made him crazy. He almost decided to propose her but before that she passed his name to class teacher abt his mischief in class.
RESULT- 2 hr kaan pakad ker bench per khada hona pada. means first crush..... FUCKED

10 STANDARD- This time he had a crush on his BIOLOGY teacher,he attended all her lecture with complete home work, she really impressed with him , but one mistake...only one...he placed the red rose in her book.
RESULT- beech corridor me MURGA bana diya gaya....means again.....FUCKED

ENGG. PREPARATION- Again a girl from Delhi stolen his heart, long chats, movie together, roaming in the city boosted his life.He started learning the curves of that girl rather that integration curve. But one day her brother caught him red handed.
RESULT- Bhari coaching me TADAK TADAK......3rd crush........FUCKED

ENGG. FIRST YEAR- Kutte ki pooch tedhi ki tedhi...again surrended his heart to his classmate. But this time great choice, a hot chick, playing the safest game of his life,no mistake no hyper excitement, but some time success involves a great risk. He took risk but a little later,she was already engaged.
RESULT- Bhawre ne khilaya phool , hool ko le gaya rajkuvar......once again...FUCKED

SECOND YEAR- Now he had pointed on a junior, he organized some unreasoned parties just to invite her, used the full power of seniority, asked for her personal cell no. sms her without reason just to show his care for her, and finally he made a plan to propose her after sem break during his journey to home with her...BUT she said bhaiya mera bhi reservation kara dena.
RESULT- Bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana.......FUCKED

FINAL YEAR- after so many crushes now finally he achieves the saturation where a man just need 2 legs with gap in between and some curves. He doesn't have any criterion, even sometimes girl from gaon(chaumuha)looks him sexy. i dont know abt his engg degree but surely he achieves the tag of ROADSIDE ROMEO....hats off ankit....love u


THInking POwer OF MInd.....AWEsome
INsiDE stORy
VIRginIty Vs FLIrting
LOose COntrOL
STRuGGliNG STreEts OF LOve
LOve LOst LAbour

7 comments:

ankit vaibhav said...

good one ......now just wait n watch..fiction wud b at its level best(if u know wat i mean)

Mag[m] said...

hahaha....i know man what it means....

i too wanna see....waiting for next post all the best...

प्रियदर्शी said...
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प्रियदर्शी said...

kya baat hai ...beech bazaar kapde utaar diye tumne to lala ke...bura laga par kya kare sach to sach hai

sm said...

lol
very realistic

- The Virgin Author! said...

DDLG, or DDLJ, dude?

IvI@n!$# V3rM@ said...

feeling matters dude.....i love ur blog not its title or spellings.....

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