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Friday, May 28, 2010

InsIDe STorY

Dont b confuse that it was an interview call for a job...or news paper or else.. bcoz neither m a celebrity nor the news channels have enough time nd space for such craps like me.

It was a hard call from hell (warden's office) where 7-8 monster r waiting for attack on a cute innocent boy who has just a crime to get drunked at that day. But whats a big deal if a 22 yr engineering guy drinks half a bottle of beer( actually just was 3 nd half bottle)... even people can smoke more poision in pollution in metros.

Monster: Whats ur name?
Me: Manish

Monster: From where u r coming ?
Me: (motherfucker when u know d truth than y r u asking with me) aaahhh...aaaahhh....nowhere sir.

Monster:Whats ur father mobile no.... tumhre kaarnaame to bata de?
Me: (this was d only thing frm which i afraid) Sir ma parents went to australia....aaaahhhh ma brother too....

Monster: "ghar per koi hai" ?
Me: naaah....only ma cousin was there...

Monster: call him ?
Me: i cant sir....plz sir plz....aahhh actually he was physically challenged by ear.

Monster: achha.... than write an apology letter and i will post it to to ur home
Me: mmm yes sir...(laughing silently...i know m safe now)i wrote an apology letter.

accidently he saw ma cell phone and all go for last dialed no... oh shit .....not was a no of a girl on whom i wasted ma 9 sms packs in just past 3 days.....he called her.

Monster: Is that arpita..??
She :yes

Monster : u know manish ??
She : yes

Monster: (with kamini smile) m UMESH calling frm manish's clg...and wanted to know u something abt manish..
She : go to hell with manish and u too...dont dare to call me again u asshole...he frustrated me with his msgs....if next time u called i will launch an FIR against u both ...

Monster looked at me with puzzled eyes filled with anger... but now he strats talking to me with some kind of a respect ( i guess that he guessed that i m not caught just by a guess, he might have though me as a big criminal , a gangster) he said....

Monster: aur kaun kaun tha saath me ??
Me: sir I drink alone...
Monster: y so ?
Me: bcoz i became violent and dangerous after drinking.
Monster: how u know...??
Me : ma frnds told me...
Monster: nd whats ur frnd name ??
Me : ( now i realizez what i told to him) aaahhh no one sir....aawwwaaaak...(vomit...(actually pretend 2 vomit)

he looked at me and said ...go to ur room i will see u tommorow....u will regret for this mistake....but once anyone get from instant than no bloody mother fucker licking dick can do anything...

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

good one.. keep thinking.... and add more of ur posts.. i read all ur posts at go one and i m really amazed on ur thinking.. ye sach hai..


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