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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

NeW DeCAde RESoluTIon :: A PERfecT 10

INsanity by Mag[m]:-



People said "no one is perfect in this world" than you every one is still running behind the perfection. Personally m not interested intaking any resolution but i cant deny with present trend. After so much youth survey I came to a decision that following are some of the burning resolutions in India and have a look at them.....

1. Avoid sincerity as much as u can because mistakes make a man to judge the world in a better way, and you would not be able to realize the pain of others fall than why learn from others mistake, make your own.
  
2. Do regular exercise please because we humans are the best creatures of the God but our ass is not, it needs your help, so for the sake of your ass please do exercise regularly.

3. Laziness is always an emperor’s cup-of-tea. Lions always rests for the two third of his life and only spends one third for hunting. If hard work is the key to success than monkeys should be the kings of the forests not the LIONs.

4. Study less and think more because human Mind is a unique machine, as much you use it, better performance you get it and as less you study, as much you use it to get over the exams. Always remember RUN-TIME ideas show your real capability than the predefined PROCEDURAL-IDEAS. 

5.“Alcohol is not the solution of any problem” by Swami Vivekananda but  Vijay Malya said “It helpful in forgetting the questions” so what you want to do, follow the legacy of 19th centuries swami or 21st centuries real geek. So Live life King Size and show a big middle finger to all the problems.

6. Break at least one traffic rule in a day it develop the guts and balls in you. Because manhood is a thing which you can not learn in lecture hall

7. Screw up with the daily soaps on TV because we can not justify which is bigger crap Big-Boss, Raki-ka-insaaf or Balaji enterprises.So just love to hate it at all. 

8. Bath everyday, shave alternately and cut your nails after every two days, proper tucked in shirt, hanky in pocket and no experiments with your hair style Because Girlfriends is not a cake for rough-&-tough and rude dudes. 

 9. Quit the term “quit smoking” because without smoking drinking alcohol is useless and more of that what about the style of Ajay Devgan and Keanu reeves.

10. Never make New Year's resolutions again. Only losers bound themselves in constraints. Achievers never wait for a day to what to do or what not.

           

HAPPY NEW DECADE


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18 comments:

Schizophrenic said...

Lol that was a nice one

Arun said...

nyc!!!!

Lakshmi Rajan said...

No. 10 makes a better sense :P

Mag[m] said...

@schizophrenic.... thnxs dear

@arun.... anytime baba

@lakshmi sir.... great that i make u to follow atleast one...

Shrikant said...

LOL.. nice one..
Laziness is a virtue!!! Most of the inventions from toilet paper and auto flush to bullet train all came because of this virtue!!!
Runtime ideas are better than procedural ones.. absolutely tru.. but that wont force me to think..eww it itches when you say that word!!!

vivek said...

Hi Mag,

Wish You a Very Happy New year 2011.


And cool new year Resolutions :)

Keep smiling.

tc

Mohinee said...

Happy new year! I liked the 8th resolution! I felt this is written for someone who is always mad in her Ideal world! If this is so, I tell u Manish! She will surely like this and may she like to meet you too. But Still she respect individuality.

Geeta Singh said...
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Geeta Singh said...

happy new yr

jayendrasharan said...

happy new year,
As always i followed last point this year too.....

Mag[m] said...

@ shree.....yeah well said dude...

@vivek...same to u bro...and thnxs too

@mohi..... who knows it better than u...

@geeta.... happy new year..

@jayendra.... thats the most following part for me too

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

lol.. good 1 Mag .. n yes, happy err.. as i put that - 'Survive the new dacade' :)

Nehha N Josshi said...

Some real good ones! Happy New Decade:)

Pranod said...

great & super ideas unleashed. Superb guts to enter 2011 with.
But it is always a sword with raze on both sides and slashes both ways.
A monkey if tries to be a lion by some in take , will still remain a monkey n will surely be trampled by an elephant.
Limits limits ......., one ought to have a simple knowledge not to cross d limits.

Mag[m] said...

@neha.... yeah happy new decades

@pramod.....yeah pramod not to cross the limits....

dguide said...

seems that you have resolutely planned to put a spoke in all the new year resolutions for the next decadent decade Lolz

Arjit Srivastava said...

No post in 2011? Dude, are you alive? Or, are you alive?

Enchantress said...

great as always !!!


missed u honey.....wonderful post..

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