NeW DeCAde RESoluTIon :: A PERfecT 10

INsanity by Mag[m]:-

People said "no one is perfect in this world" than you every one is still running behind the perfection. Personally m not interested intaking any resolution but i cant deny with present trend. After so much youth survey I came to a decision that following are some of the burning resolutions in India and have a look at them.....

1. Avoid sincerity as much as u can because mistakes make a man to judge the world in a better way, and you would not be able to realize the pain of others fall than why learn from others mistake, make your own.

  

2. Do regular exercise please because we humans are the best creatures of the God but our ass is not, it needs your help, so for the sake of your ass please do exercise regularly.

3. Laziness is always an emperor’s cup-of-tea. Lions always rests for the two third of his life and only spends one third for hunting. If hard work is the key to success than monkeys should be the kings of the forests not the LIONs.

4. Study less and think more because human Mind is a unique machine, as much you use it, better performance you get it and as less you study, as much you use it to get over the exams. Always remember RUN-TIME ideas show your real capability than the predefined PROCEDURAL-IDEAS. 

5.“Alcohol is not the solution of any problem” by Swami Vivekananda but  Vijay Malya said “It helpful in forgetting the questions” so what you want to do, follow the legacy of 19^th centuries swami or 21^st centuries real geek. So Live life King Size and show a big middle finger to all the problems.

6. Break at least one traffic rule in a day it develop the guts and balls in you. Because manhood is a thing which you can not learn in lecture hall

7. Screw up with the daily soaps on TV because we can not justify which is bigger crap Big-Boss, Raki-ka-insaaf or Balaji enterprises.So just love to hate it at all. 

8. Bath everyday, shave alternately and cut your nails after every two days, proper tucked in shirt, hanky in pocket and no experiments with your hair style Because Girlfriends is not a cake for rough-&-tough and rude dudes. 

 9. Quit the term “quit smoking” because without smoking drinking alcohol is useless and more of that what about the style of Ajay Devgan and Keanu reeves.

10. Never make New Year's resolutions again. Only losers bound themselves in constraints. Achievers never wait for a day to what to do or what not.

           

HAPPY NEW DECADE

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