Search This Blog

Sunday, November 28, 2010

WhY THey SHit





If you are a blogger than you must know how much is this hard to come up with something new over your blog every time except if you are not in category of those extra-creative-fucking-assholes , but if you are just a reader and found reading newspaper more worthily than a blog than this is not a place for u and just Go To Hell, 

Many of my readers took me as a crap, nonsense, insane and a shitty blogger who can never write something worthily but first of all i must say that ........ u are right and secondly if i start to write something influencing, motivating and non-shitty than who will read Shakespeare LOL !!! But ... 
After applying all ma available mind i found some reasons that why anyone blog.  

1.  Because they like to blog. They just have habit of writing in-spite of the fact what they are writing.

2.  Because they want their readers to feel like fucked up every time they open their blog.

3.  Because they want to sharpen their writing skills so that one day they can write something like “ Munni Badnaam” or “Sheila ki jawani”.

4.  Because they don’t have any girlfriend and not even any kind female gender in life, they are like frustrated-fisherman.

5. After the success of sound and air pollution they want to spread Literature-Pollution.  

6. Because crazy sites like twitter, facebook doesn’t allow them to write more than 140 words.

7.  Because Amitabh Bachhan , Gul panag and many more also used to write  blogs.

8.  Because they want to do P.hD over blogging.

9.  Because they are 21 century teenager so they want to shit globally by using technology.

10.  To use F-Word in reality is called as abusive word but on blog its called as their writing style.

11. To improve their typing speed.

12. Just an effort to improve their English from which they were suffering from last 2 decades and going to suffer almost next 2 decades.

13. Because they hardly write anything in exams so they throw their frustration on their blogs.

14. So that they can brag in outer world and put themselves in a category of Bullshit-Creative-Creature.

15. They read many of Newton’s insane theories now its time for revenge and for world to read their insane theories.

16. When the stories like CID can b run so successfully than why not theirs.

17. Because if you don’t blog others will think you as a lame and impotent incapable.


You will also like this:-


9 comments:

Shrikant said...

ROFLMAO...Man.. thats completely insane.. and at the same time completely tru :P

Deepika Vasudeva said...

" After the success of sound and air pollution they want to spread Literature-Pollution."
hehehehe... that one made me fall off my chair :P

cheerupalways said...

Ohh thats why u reveal ur thought in such a wonderful way....Good work..

"but if you are just a reader and found reading newspaper more worthily than a blog than this is not a place for u and just Go To Hell, "

Mag[m] said...

@shree.... thnxs buddy...

@deepika....thats strange for me too...but m the victim of that...

@anuj.... kaisa hai bhai.... and thnxs yaar....

Mohinee said...

coo0000llllll1111. ha ha he he hu hu he he ..............So u r Manish?

Mag[m] said...

yeah.... u caught me red handed.....

Blogger Girl said...

and here I thought I was the only looser soul in the world who wanted to write despite the fact that I have no F*ing clue what to write...

Loved every reason you mentioned and above all every democratic country in the world allows "FREEDOM of SPEECH" we should all practice that!! So write whatever you want to write it's a different story that there is also "FREEDOM to READ" whatever people like!!

- Great Blog!

Anonymous said...

Ce sera une page web terrible, pourriez-vous être intéressé à faire une entrevue concernant à quel point vous l'avez créé? Si oui e-mail moi!

Mag[m] said...

@bg....thnxs dear... u r the real fuel of this blog...

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...