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Thursday, November 11, 2010

14 WHY & No REAsons

INsanity by Mag[m]:-




BADLUCK…… it is not just the opposite of good luck , it is damn fucking insane world which can make your life worst than hell and can compel you to suffer like anything. People says GOD is everywhere but I said BADLUCK is everywhere, it is something like Badluck k haath kanoon se bhi lambe hai… ha ha haw haw”. It has a similar effect that joint has after whisky… crazy, insane and yes dangerous too. I just want to share some general phenomenon of badluck….. 

1 The queue you have left must move faster than one you are in.

2 Whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts to itch more terribly.

3 You will meet the busy traffic signals most when you are in hurry.

4 Probability of meeting a known person is high when you are with someone whom you are not supposed to be.

5 When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged.

6 During exams everything in the world becomes interesting except reading, even watching a wall.

7 A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible.

8 Whatever you left in syllabus to study will definitely come in the exams.

9 Not even a single ATM will work when you are on outing with your girlfriend and running out of money.

10 when you have to make an important call, your network always sucks you.

11 A TV program must have some hot & sizzling scenes when you are watching it with someone whom u are not supposed to be at that time.

12 There must always some scary sounds you hear when you are alone at night in your home with a power cut.

13 Teacher must surely check the home work when you are running out of it.

14 Class rooms are the best sleeping place in the world unless the fact u slept whole night before.




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8 comments:

Aneesh said...

Most of them i have experienced and i believe its true in every sense.
I second your views :)

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

Cool observations dude..esp the TV thingy :) .. Remind me of Murphy's laws.

Aashish Sood said...

Well I have experienced almost all of them so second you :D

BTW where are u these days? and howz work gng on?

Deepika Vasudeva said...

hmm... have been through almost everything but never thought why?..
u got me thinking now!

Anonymous said...

I want your network.

Mag[m] said...

@anees... yeah these are some common tricks

@mayank... thats real embarrassment situation

@ashish..... m back dude

@deepika..... thats great for me too

@anonymous.... u can mail me at mag@magsinsanity.com

Mohinee said...

Exam wali bat akdam sahi! Baki sub to cool cool hi hai.manana padega Manish.

Mag[m] said...

her student ki yahi kahani hai yaar....thnxs dear....

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