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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

DYing To b AlivE AgaIN

INsanity by Mag[m]:-




10 years back when I was in 8th standard , Life looks so simple and interesting to me. Donald duck, Shahrukh khan, Aladeen are ma some of the idols and i want to b a Cricketer, Pilot, Actor, politician in ma life. Ma all time favourite personalities are Timon & Pumbaa, Tom & Jerry, Scooby doo  and school’s play ground is the most wonderful place in the world for me.

M living the most wonderful days of ma life but suddenly one day we have a new admission in our class and its a BIJLI ( yaaa it was her name and I know it was not a promising name but who the hell I m to talk in her family matter ) this made  the competition for boys .5 % less , now we have a one more eye capturing element in our class , the 6 hours school timing looks so short and world war three started amongst the boys to sit behind her and class performance was at its all time low level.

I realised that sometimes being dumb at a moment can so worthily for u, she entered in the class and looked all around than came and sit next to me and her school bag touched me first time, it felt same as that Neel Armstrong felt after touching  moon to very first time, I even cant imagine her in ma best dream ever to sit in 5 mt radius of mine, but this time it was the truth. For sure It was not me or ma personality, or smartness or anything in me that provoked her for this decision  in fact it  was others drool mouth that made her to sit next to me and feel safe, This made me the biggest villain of the class and every boy wanted to kill me for sure but who care when the cutest girl of  class sited next to u.

Me: Whats ur name ?  *with violin sounds in background*
She : Bijli

I Lost so much in tha name and in violin sound that I didn’t realize once that m in a class and someone was  asking for ma name and I just replied with a speed faster than real Bijli.

Me: Bijli

But I realised some weirdness in the voice , her sweetness was washed out, I paused the violins sound and put bijli on hold for sometime and concentrated on voice again and aahhh it was not her , it was ma teacher.

Tch: What….!! Bijli , but this sounds a female name.
Me: its Manish
Tch: *What a crap*…. If u r Bijli than who is Manish and if u r Manish than y u said Bijli.
Me: *I need some intelligent & witty answer here to save me and after applying all ma available mind i finally found it* Madam its Manish Bijli Verma.

I felt same as Shahrukh Kahan felt in Mohabbtein after saying his full as “Raj Aryan Malhotra” to Amitabh Bachhan but this not Mohabbatein and neither ma teacher is Amitabh Bachhan and nor m a Shah Rukh Khan, everyone in ma class except me was kept on laughing an laughing, even Bijli was laughing hardly on me. She has broken ma heart. I was in this condition just because of her and now she was laughing on ma name or may be on her own name.I was punished and I had to spend a complete one hour standing outside the class. That was the shortest love story and quickest break-up ever know, all ma dream shattered in just a moment.

That day I felt so hurt. She broked ma heart and m started dying to live again, I really hate Bijli, and that day I decided to b an Engineer , an Electronics engineer , so that whenever I felt ditched by Bijli i can take ma revenge with her. And now I can play with her, cut her, deviate her, all I can say that now I can rule over Bijli…..he he ha ha haw haw haw

I know u feel so sucked after reading this but all I can only say that  HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

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10 comments:

Girish said...

Hilarious!! :D
I feel so sad for the 13 yr old Manish (Mag in the making)!!
Nicely put!
Now u rule 'bijli'!!! :D

And Happy Engineers Day 2 u too :)

nikita said...

hehhee..

"Bijli" had changed your life Mag..Nice post !!

Manish Bijli Verma ...lolz..

Mayank said...

Truly "electrifyin" bro :)

Mayank said...

U r an inspiration truly... tht 'mag-nik' post isnpired me for this... http://whatthefckisgoinon.blogspot.com/2010/09/why-hindu-weddings-are-like-bollywood.html

Do chk out :)

Mag[m] said...

@GIRISH... ALWAYS rule over bijli

@niki.... ya that causes change a baby into engineer

@mayank... thnxs dood

@ mayank... hahaha

Nish said...

Lolsss...Bijli giraa dee to use one of the cliches..Liked it..Light and crisp :)

UB said...

hilarious..bijli..hahaha..

Mag[m] said...

nish & UB.... thnxs

Unknown!!! said...

haha.. that was an apt post for the occasion..i dint know it was engineer's day.. so surely u have an answer for why elecronics engg.

Anonymous said...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Nikita.

*Fap fap fap*

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