BRokEn DEsiREs.......

From Amar prem to Rab ne bana di jodi , and DDLG to Mohabbtein and many more which i  missed have a common thing.....LOVE STORY ,deadly and simply mind blowing. Although we knew that these typical love stories are rarely to b possible in practical but the impact was so hard that some of us go crazy abt this phenomenon of love

this post is abt a guy ANKIT VAIBHAV whom i met in ma clg.he has his own love story but in a different way.It is not like CHETAN BHAGAT's two stages of marriage in fact many stages of love ....

7 STANDARD- he fell in live with his class monitor.cute smile, innocent talks made him crazy. He almost decided to propose her but before that she passed his name to class teacher abt his mischief in class.
RESULT- 2 hr kaan pakad ker bench per khada hona pada. means first crush..... FUCKED

10 STANDARD- This time he had a crush on his BIOLOGY teacher,he attended all her lecture with complete home work, she really impressed with him , but one mistake...only one...he placed the red rose in her book.
RESULT- beech corridor me MURGA bana diya gaya....means again.....FUCKED

ENGG. PREPARATION- Again a girl from Delhi stolen his heart, long chats, movie together, roaming in the city boosted his life.He started learning the curves of that girl rather that integration curve. But one day her brother caught him red handed.
RESULT- Bhari coaching me TADAK TADAK......3rd crush........FUCKED

ENGG. FIRST YEAR- Kutte ki pooch tedhi ki tedhi...again surrended his heart to his classmate. But this time great choice, a hot chick, playing the safest game of his life,no mistake no hyper excitement, but some time success involves a great risk. He took risk but a little later,she was already engaged.
RESULT- Bhawre ne khilaya phool , hool ko le gaya rajkuvar......once again...FUCKED

SECOND YEAR- Now he had pointed on a junior, he organized some unreasoned parties just to invite her, used the full power of seniority, asked for her personal cell no. sms her without reason just to show his care for her, and finally he made a plan to propose her after sem break during his journey to home with her...BUT she said bhaiya mera bhi reservation kara dena.
RESULT- Bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana.......FUCKED

FINAL YEAR- after so many crushes now finally he achieves the saturation where a man just need 2 legs with gap in between and some curves. He doesn't have any criterion, even sometimes girl from gaon(chaumuha)looks him sexy. i dont know abt his engg degree but surely he achieves the tag of ROADSIDE ROMEO....hats off ankit....love u


THInking POwer OF MInd.....AWEsome
INsiDE stORy
VIRginIty Vs FLIrting
LOose COntrOL
STRuGGliNG STreEts OF LOve
LOve LOst LAbour

ThINkiNG POwer OF miND......AWEsome !!

Blogging is one of the typical task to perform specially when u r running out of time energy material and specially a topic, but its ma blog and i can write scrap also on it and no one can stop me not even Google itself.

It was a time of mid Dec when cold was on its peak, breeze was blowing, surrounding were full of silence and everyone surrendered himself in their packed home.Although m a chain smoker but sometimes even god pumped the smoke in ur mouth. i was waiting for ma turn in hostel mess and shivered every after 10 sec.I decided to have ma dinner in room under the warmth of room heater so i took the plate and headed towards the dormitory.

I love Britishers specially in this season when it comes to a use of a spoon instead of hands. I enjoyed the food and and passed ma plate just outside the door and jumped inside ma blanket without any crapy hand wash( who wants to pay such a big price to b hygienic).sometimes even food is more alcoholic than real alcohol it reacts immediately with an adverse effect of sleepyness...specially when u r student.

m enjoying ma sleep inside ma warmth little shelter till i found a knock on ma door... some how i woke up!! sleepy eyes sleepy voice nd sleepy mind too...i asked whoz that..?? no reply... i slept again ...suddenly i found a hard stuck on ma door . I woke up again..!!

Someone is hitting ma balcony door with horrible voice in the midnight. Still i cant imagine the scenario as m mind is still sleepy than suddenly a sound of " ghunghuru " came. ma mind moved first time i flash backed IRFAN KHAN's "MANO YA NA MANO" and AAHAT, i jumped for ma mobile with HANUMAAN CHALISA(actually order was interchanged) i tried to call ma mate....WTF!! insufficient balance...

I shouted for help, even from the deepest frm ma throat but ma strongest effort went soundless, m shivering again but this time reason was not same, i tried to hide ma self inside the quilt but only this time ma blanket was unable to hide maself. but human was the best creature of god so I collected the courage, reunited ma guts, checked for balls, relaoded ma nerves and decided to open the door...ya i decided to open the door(inside m fighting with maself that y i took this decision). I went for the latch and free it...uuuuffff it was a little MONKEY playing with some sort of "jhunjhuna" and this jhunjhuna made ma whole night jhunjhuna.



BROken DESires
LOose CONtroL
LOve LOst LAbour
STRuggLIng STreeTS of LOve
VIRgiNIty Vs FLIrtinG
A HIddEN HUnk's PERsoNAl

InsIDe STorY

Dont b confuse that it was an interview call for a job...or news paper or else.. bcoz neither m a celebrity nor the news channels have enough time nd space for such craps like me.

It was a hard call from hell (warden's office) where 7-8 monster r waiting for attack on a cute innocent boy who has just a crime to get drunked at that day. But whats a big deal if a 22 yr engineering guy drinks half a bottle of beer( actually just pretending...it was 3 nd half bottle)... even people can smoke more poision in pollution in metros.

Monster: Whats ur name?
Me: Manish

Monster: From where u r coming ?
Me: (motherfucker when u know d truth than y r u asking with me) aaahhh...aaaahhh....nowhere sir.

Monster:Whats ur father mobile no.... tumhre kaarnaame to bata de?
Me: (this was d only thing frm which i afraid) Sir ma parents went to australia....aaaahhhh ma brother too....

Monster: "ghar per koi hai" ?
Me: naaah....only ma cousin was there...

Monster: call him ?
Me: i cant sir....plz sir plz....aahhh actually he was physically challenged by ear.

Monster: achha.... than write an apology letter and i will post it to to ur home
Me: mmm yes sir...(laughing silently...i know m safe now)i wrote an apology letter.

accidently he saw ma cell phone and all go for last dialed no... oh shit .....not again....it was a no of a girl on whom i wasted ma 9 sms packs in just past 3 days.....he called her.

Monster: Is that arpita..??
She :yes

Monster : u know manish ??
She : yes

Monster: (with kamini smile) m UMESH calling frm manish's clg...and wanted to know u something abt manish..
She : go to hell with manish and u too...dont dare to call me again u asshole...he frustrated me with his msgs....if next time u called i will launch an FIR against u both ...

Monster looked at me with puzzled eyes filled with anger... but now he strats talking to me with some kind of a respect ( i guess that he guessed that i m not caught just by a guess, he might have though me as a big criminal , a gangster) he said....

Monster: aur kaun kaun tha saath me ??
Me: sir I drink alone...
Monster: y so ?
Me: bcoz i became violent and dangerous after drinking.
Monster: how u know...??
Me : ma frnds told me...
Monster: nd whats ur frnd name ??
Me : ( now i realizez what i told to him) aaahhh no one sir....aawwwaaaak...(vomit...(actually pretend 2 vomit)

he looked at me and said ...go to ur room i will see u tommorow....u will regret for this mistake....but once anyone get from instant than no bloody mother fucker licking dick can do anything...

BRokEN DEsireS
LOOse CONtrol
STruGGliNG stREEts OF LOve
LOve LOst LAbour
THInkiNG POwer OF MINd
VIRgiNIty Vs FlirtING

VIRGINITY Vs FLIRTING

CITIABAAZ.....this is the word that i learned during ma clg life.Ma mates called me that i m one of the biggest citiabaaz of the college but i never understand whats a big deal in that even i thought that it was a far better catagory than some of ma popular mates have. They were considered as innocent assholes bcoz their truth was hidden behind their ass. this was a post to reveal their success story.

I would like to start ma story with a hero of BIHAR who enjoyed every female orgasm in his BIHAR like " gaon ki chori , kare ganne k khet me hora hori". he is none other than CHANDRA PRAKASH DWIVEDI. who lost his virginity first time when he is in 11 standard at the time when  i even dont know what the virginity is....Next emerging star is SAURABH PATEL who can forget to put ATM card in his wallet but never forgot to put a packet of CONDOM. In-spite of having a steady gf he never missed a chance to do a hanky panky with a girl. Somebody said right Virginity is not a matter of destiny its a lack of opportunity......and i m sure for all true lovers of ma clg if they get a chance than they will also never say no to this......Patel luv u.

we have some more heroes in the catagory like yogi and Vindhes. i considered as the master of this sex game. they had every type of experiance like "pata k sex", paid sex , emotional sex , and a forceful sex. their follower anna and ashish is still not so much lagging  even he is on of the regular customer of AGRA's red light area. the list was so long and google never allowed me to take this much space for ma "pole khol"

They said that i m CITIABAAZ , i admit that i m , i proudly said i m , becoz sometimes citiabaazi is a better compliment that a virginity looser.I proud to b a VIRGIN.i posted this blog on the special request of patel who teased me with name but now i have a answer......u fucking asshole a NON VIRGIN .


THInkINg POwer OF MInd
BRokEN DEsiREs
LOOse CONtrOL

ANKIT MISHRA.....a HIDden HUnk's persoNALs

This post is specially for ma frnd ankit. He is a man of great BHASHARATPUR,altough it was a typicall goan type name but still he always said that first "h "is silent in the name( plz pronounce it with "h" and without "h") it is a place just like our favorite CHAUMSBERG where on national highways hardly two bikes can travel in parallel and where still people prefer LOTA in morning than TOILET.

Well he is cute innocent and a chocolaty type boy with guts and balls......oops sorry its not balls its FOOTBALL but unfortunately with a dirty mind . I know u dont beleive me but who can almost raped a girl who takes tutions from him during his coaching times and more after who dare to search for balls in a girl's jeans while watching the  movie MURDER with her in the darkness of theater and more intrestingly she was his neighbour in Gorakhpur ( who khows aur kya kya khel kiya hoga us bechaari k saath ). He is an experianced guy of RED LIGHT (what a short cut yaar ) .He is a real asshole.

He is a man who is a chain of disgusting activities or totally insane, He loves the "transy suit" ( real word is missing) of  ANNI and (-) (-) of our lady chemistry teacher , skin of RASSAGULLA and......i cant discribe any more bcoz it consists some sizzling part of female community , u can imagine his HAWAS by that  ki sote samay bhi LAAR tapakti rehti hai.He is a man with HYDRO SEAL.

Overall he is such a great personality with a very soft heart but as he himself admit that his sexual orientation has been changed so now he is planning for silicon implantation for some curves.... (ohhhh yaaa 34-B it is his fav no and it is not a shoe no)......now m running out of words to discribe him more but talking abt him is sometimes so worthfull specially for lady lovers.

STRUGGLING streets OF love

It was a story of the time when drinking referred as coffee or tea and smoking was hidden unreal dream of mine.where bunking the classes is the one of the most daring task and enjoyment means a canteen party. It was a time of ma first year. It was the year when i had done nothing except NEERVI .

She was the first crush of mine in college but who knows that ma other closest frnds also have the same crush.It was just like as a line in front of a ration shop . But one of ma senior suggested me once that its better to choose a girl than ur frnd. so i planned to remove all ma frnds frm line rather than to impress her.It tooks a complete one sem but the 2nd sem was mine when i have no rival on competetion.

One of ma Love guru once said that in the theory of "patana-satana-hatana" patana was the most easy task but unfortunately i was failed in this part. During ma second sem as she was ma practical partner we spent atleast 12 hr a week sitting just next to each other hardly 2 cm away. It was a memorable time when she leaned totally on me during dark room practical, some of her sensitive parts were generating a wave inside ma manhood.I really like her specially in her transy suit.She always used to crash her node to sit besides me during every computer laband Even I was ragged inhumanly many times by one of our senior ATUL MANISHI just bcoz of her.


The unsaid commitment can b seen frm both side when i used to catch the train frm Kanpur instead of Lucknow just to meet her and she used to catch the train at 2.30 mid night just to complete the promise to attend the physics lab together.I had to pay 700 for a 300 college shirt just bcoz she said that it was a nice shirt and suits u.But still i thought that all is just a frndship.But that sucking electrical lab when she told me that she knows everything. Everything means abt ma crush in clg, ma efforts for it, ma attempts to talk with her and more specifically she knows, all that is for her only.

I was so famous bcoz of her that once i received a phone call frm her home town by one of her so called ASHIK named UMANG he warn me to stay away frm her and said that she was her GF. After that the sms round was started on ma cell phone it was all bullshit road chaap PYAAR WALI SHAAYRI sended by her another ASHIK who claimed that she gave him this no and said that it activated only when she was in clg. Ma no was  aired in whole JAAT's city .sorry for this rude but yet impressive word.

She now became totally  mystry for me with  lots of affair cases which were proved right when one of her class mates joined our clg as ma jounier.But still i want her bcoz only the bad girls can take u anywhere, I proposed her but it was a shocking, all bullshit for me that she refused. I cant understand the reason than one of ma favourite senior suggested to me that "Only a whore can accept ur proposal in single attempt". so try untill she said yes. But i cant bcoz firstly it was a men's ego and secomndly i  believed in BUS STOP theory....one gone than another must come.

LooSE CONtroL

 Some times in life we got the things which we desire most but in a very tragic manner and even at a time when u r not ready and unable to react.This was a story of a girl named Vertika from lucknow. She was doing LAW from lucknow university. It was a daring task to have a relation with a girl whose one of the teaching faculty is your elder brother. I took the risk to see some flying colours.

Everything was going like a normal love story. Long chats, telephonic conversation, oral love making , future plannings and all.It was like "Sazan mera us paar hai ...milne ko dil bekaraar hai " so as with me whenever i got the time i called her even in the mean time from ma clg to hostel journey in lunch time. i had to charge ma cell phone thrice in a day , top up bills sucked ma entire pocket money, it was a min of 6-8 hrs talk in a day , if i devote that much time in ma studies than surely i will get IIM in CAT but some curves in women are more intresting than IIM.

It was ma first date with her in Lucknow ,It was her birthday ,she bunked her classes, I was pretty exited but suddenly all ma dreams were broken down when i saw that she came with her friend PRIYA.Although priya is more hotter than Vertika but still cuteness is something that gives Vertika an upperhand. Some how i managed to talk some private talks in presence of PRIYA. but again a new tragedy arises when she had a call frm her home to b there urgently . We have to leave the restra. It was the first time when i really wanna to abuse her brother..

During our way her frnd met with an accident and she got some scratches on her knee. Like wise any other silly girl she fumbeled and refuse to drive any more so i have to take her home.Now i thought of maself was just like a player who made 90 runs but still unable to make next 10 to complete his century I have to say good bye to ma love VERTIKA for this dramatic girl PRIYA. I feel so sucked on ma date.Still i have some hope to meet her in the evening before ma leaving to mathura.


But today i m more luckier than even i can think. PRIYA's family was out of town she is alone in the house. I done the first aid for her than a coffee round was started with a slow music on system. we talk for a time and suddenly her talks turned emotional.I dont know whats the reason behind this wether her injury or music or least probably me. what can i do better than to console her but who knows that it this consolation was just the starting. I lost ma controls , m helpless and had done something which i want to expect from VERTIKA I realised that some times to open the cap of a milk bottle is more pleasurous than to drink it, First time i felt that my hands can move faster than anything, after the session of 15 min i realized that it was wrong and some how i managed and control ma self to do some big things( u know what big things means when a girl and boy were sitting alone in home). It was the most difficult situation to stop urself doing for what , what u r waiting for past 20 years.  

We both Still i m confused that whatever i had done on that day was right or it was a mistake to b stepped back and after ma strong thinking i finally got the result that do as u think right but tell it to everybody accordingly, tell them what they want to hear.